First rude thing I ever sawOur Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV
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World of SportI had no interest in sport as a child. Still don't, at least not as a spectator. However, while waiting for something interesting to start, I would watch the tail end of Grandstand or World of Sport where they showed the football results and interviewed some of the players in the changing room.
One week one player in the background was sitting with a towel over his lap while someone else was talking when all of a sudden he got up and walked towards the camera, which appeared to be at waist height.
As he passed the camera, he dropped his towel, revealing, as my mother called it, "his mountain and forest". It seemed he found the camera very exciting.
Anyway, that flash of cock was probably one of my first rude things and may have set me on my quest to see more of them.
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The FA cup-winning team used to be interviewed live in the communal bath at Wembley, singing and larking around, willies waving in the ripples.Fascinating to a young teenage girl. Like a sort of animated sausage soup.
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'mountain and forest'?good lord.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:56,
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Complete with a little Union flag sticking out of the top.(
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:00,
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