I led a sheltered life until I was about 15. I'd had boyfriends before of course, but all very innocent. However, at 15 I started going out with a lad of 16. We'd been going out for about a week when he suggested a walk in the local park. Attached to this park was a very secluded bit of overgrown woodland.. of course we ended up there. After the usual bout of tonsil hockey he decided to take things a little further by directing my hand down into his crotch. After quite a short space of time his penis managed to escape from his trousers. I'd never even seen a knob before that... very odd looking creature I thought. Still, he guided my hand a little until I got the idea, and all was going swimmingly for a while. Suddenly, however, I felt it start to twitch and throb in my hand. I looked down, wondering what was going on.

Now you must understand that I didn't have a clue what was about to happen, I was a very shy person, totally innocent of men and their wicked ways. I feel, therefore, that I can be forgiven for screeching in terror as he chucked his muck, and for letting go quite violently - almost throwing this pulsating, spitting, purple headed monster away from me.

I don't think he could forgive me though, for ensuring that our little tryst ended with him plastering his own face, neck and chest in his own ejaculate, since he never spoke to me again.
(Freakmandu, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 4:44, 5 replies)

Those porn stars always get covered in it.
Just a taste of his own medicine :P
( Bats, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 7:44, closed)

The dirty, disgusting, perverted, rotten, PEDO SCUM should have been hung!!!
Fucking filthy pervert sexually molesting little girls!!!!!!
Oops, sorry, I caught a glimpse of the Daily Fail there.
I doubt* he's the only guy to spurt on his own face.

*OK, OK, I know.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:51, closed)

Sexual activity, with a partner who has no idea what is going on?
I would sound the rape alarm, but this story is actually pretty funny.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:13, closed)

Plus, the alarm'd just look at you for a moment
then fuck you dry, bent over the desk. It's called a rape alarm for a reason.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:02, closed)