I am a first world problem!
At least I was to the fat lass I sat next to on the train last night, with her arse hanging half over my seat. I know this, because I saw her text her friend "Great, now I've got some nob jockey sitting next to me pushing me off the end of the seats'. I refrained from pointing out that if she maybe threw away the 'Grab Bag' of Wotsits I could see sticking out of her handbag that she might have a chance of not being so squeezed out of a seat that a normal size person can (just about) sit in. I did enjoy the look on her face when she stood up to get off and I politely informed her that 'nob' is actually spelt with a silent 'k' though.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:10, 2 replies)

You nob end.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:19, closed)

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:25, closed)