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"When I was fifteen," writes No3L, "I curled up in a Budgens trolley while someone pushed it through the supermarket doors to nick vodka and Benny Hedgehogs, just to hang out with my brother and his mates."

What have you done to fit in?

(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30)
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How's the nuts?
WE MUST KNOW!
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:19, 1 reply)
eh?
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(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:22, closed)
I was talking to mullered.

(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:22, closed)
BALLS!
No3L (and I’ll post this again on off-topic)

Thanks for asking about my knackers.

Having been to the doctors, I’ve established the following.

1/ I’m not attracted to silver-haired 50 something men – Which comes as a relief to me, seeing as I’ve spent my time on earth trying to have relationships with women.

2/ It’s not cancer, it’s a cyst. A bloody massive one though, and they’ll be removing it (under local aesthetic) with a needle at a hospital in Swindon – the chances are, there will be several people assisting/observing this ‘procedure’ (I read into that, ‘nurses and students) So in addition to the pain this removal will doubtless cause, my tiny todger will be on display to some of Wiltshire’s medical staff. I don’t expect to find this erotic.

3/ I wasn’t in any real pain before I went to the Dr’s, but post-doctors I’ve got an achey sack. I’m taking neurofen.

4/ My fathers reaction when I told him it was only a cyst? He pissed himself laughing. I’d like to think out of relief, but I suspect its his warped sense of humour and the fact I’m having a needle poked into my two-veg, will be in pain and generally all-round-uncomfortableness tickles him.

All the best,

Mullered.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:26, closed)

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