Things we do to fit in"When I was fifteen," writes No3L, "I curled up in a Budgens trolley while someone pushed it through the supermarket doors to nick vodka and Benny Hedgehogs, just to hang out with my brother and his mates."
What have you done to fit in?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30)
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Football crazy, football madI play superstar football at a top Italian Serie A team (well, actually, we're third from the top.) They love me and I've won all sorts, but...
In order to fit in with my mate and countryman 'Robi' (and scoop up a shedload of moolah,) I've agreed to sign with a shit English team who are loaded but are at the arse end of the premiership. I know deep down they'll never get in the champions league or win anything but i just wanted to fit in with 'Robi' and his gang (and get a shedload of moolah.)
I can't help thinking though that people will just think I'm a greedy twat who is wasting his god-given talent for the sake of a load sad Mancs (and a shed-load of moolah.)
But 'Robi' made me do it!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 22:50, Reply)
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