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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Stop this obsession with labelling people with stupid airy fairy quasi illnesses
Oppositional Defiance Disorder springs to mind...

We used to call kids with this so called condition "Little Cunts" which could be fixed with a swift backhander..
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:08, 7 replies)
completely fucking correct

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:09, closed)
Yay!
Let's brutalise children!
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:00, closed)
Fuck yeah!
Beat them and beat them and beat and beat them and beat them until they quiet down.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:16, closed)
Can we give "massive cunts" a fist in the face, too?

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:17, closed)
one or two people on here
Would be afraid if we could
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:22, closed)
True
Oppositional Defiant Disorder? - *smack* Sit back down or I'll smack you again. *Smack*
Attention Defecit Disorder? - *smack* Pay attention!
Attention Defecit/Hyperactivity Disorder? - *smack* Sit still and pay attention!
Dyslexia? *smack* Do it again, this time with no spelling mistakes! Still wrong? Never mind. Someone has to sweep the streets/clean toilets.
Cystic fibrosis? *smack* Now, go for a run, and if you don't do it in under a minute, you're only going around again.
Leprosy? *smack* Oops, sorry, oh well, you've still got six other fingers left.

Bloody hypochondriacs, the lot of 'em.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:20, closed)
How much money do you have to give them to stop being little cunts?
Or have I misunderstood?
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 16:45, closed)

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