B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Oh you are totally preaching to the choir hereand the missus has gotten a lot better since she had her collar felt.
I have to cross a main road on a hill every day, by means of a pelican crossing, and the number of cyclists who don't stop for the red light - preferring to try and dodge the pedestrians as they cross - bugs the living shit out of me. I've not punched any of them yet, but I've found that suddenly running towards them screaming "YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT!" is enough to make them swerve and occasionally fall off.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:35,
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