B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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My ideasStep 1: (Rush Hour - 6am till 9am & 4pm till 6pm) - Lorries/trucks must stay in the inside lane.
Step 2: (Any-time) Anything over 3.5mt inside/1st overtaking lane only along with trucks.
Step 3: (Any-time) Minimum speed limit of 60mph (roadworks/weather/lorry exclusions excepted of course)
Step 4: (Any-time) Not doing 70? - get out of the outside lane!
Step 5: (Any-time) Learner drivers must display 'M'? Plates and only be allowed in the first 2 lanes until they pass a motorway test of some description.
Still thinking of more but it's a start!
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