B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Turd bustersPublic or communal toilets to be fitted with a Karcher pressure washer , a remotely locking door and a turd/skid mark detector. Once a turd is detected the door will not unlock until it is completely flushed away. If residual skid marks remain then the water in the s-bend should be automatically drained off to allow pressure washing of the offending stain. The door will not unlock until you have cleaned up the proceeds of your defacation and if the turd or skid mark isn't eliminated in 60 seconds then the bog turns into a 'Dyson' style cyclone vortex which will cover you in your own crap.
It's no nice going to a bog and finding a shitty skid or even worse, a bran-soaked gigantic floater waiting for you so I propose this enforced social responsibillity to make public or common bogs a more pleasant place for everyone.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:52,
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Should also ...... make sure the door doesn't open if the person has pissed on the seat and not wiped it off.
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^thisAlso dampness detectors on the floor, you should see the toilets at my workplace, I've met better potty-trained 2 year-olds.
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What about the dreaded "Bangers and Mash" scenario sometimes witnessed in public facilities? Would a wire coat hanger be provided?
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