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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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All public toilets
Are to be fitted out with disability access kit.

You just can't achieve maximum thrust when shagging slappers in a normal cubicle with no grab-handles.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:31, 5 replies)
I'm sure the slappers who allow themselves to be shagged in a toilet have plenty of handles you can grab.

(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:38, closed)
So you would be....
"Hanging out the back of that".

AH HAH! You are Andy Gray and I claim my £10.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:52, closed)
wtf?
Who?
How much?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:32, closed)
Are you friends with Suck It And Sea by any chance?

(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:06, closed)
I didn't know
doggers preferred places with nearby toilets.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:15, closed)

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