Hell yeah
I'm so fucking good at flirting. I am. Just amazing. There's this one girl who's a friend of my psycho ex that I've been trying to get on for years. I don't like her, I just have this thing for her. Like when at New Year's I told her I'd always wanted to shag her and she said "Oh... thanks" and the other time when I was walking and she was across the road and I waved and smiled and wiggled my eyebrows and walked into a lamppost, and the other time when I poked her boobs and the last time I saw her, where she was at the bar and I walked up and said "Hi!" she said "Hi!" back and I said "Ok... I have nothing else to say, must be honest" and she looked at me funny and then said "what the hell is your problem?"

I suck at flirting.
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:52, Reply)