Children's books
Rebecca's World, by Terry Nation, inventor of the Daleks.

It's out of print, incredibly rare, and has a girl for a hero(ine). It's cool to namecheck Terry Nation, even cooler to know where Dakek came from (encyclopaedia edition DAL/EK on the spine), and you could tell him he reminds you of David Tennant. Or a Dalek.
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 23:01, 1 reply)

I'm with Che on this one
Us blokes can never see when a lass is trying to chat us up, we sort of go 'Nah, she's just being friendly.', as the woman in question dry humps your leg.
You might have to be quite direct and say something along the lines of 'So how many books do I have to buy before you'll ask me out? Will one more do it?'
or
He asks, 'That'll be 12.99 for the book please."
'12.99? Will you except a dinner date instead?'
or
'If this were 5000 years ago I'd pick up the biggest book here, smack you over the head with it and drag you back to my cave.'

You could really have some fun with this, good luck.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:55, closed)

Yeah.
I'm clueless. I'd need a girl to actually say it before I twigged myself.
(Bewareofthephil, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 12:58, closed)