I Stopped doing it a few years back...
... now I'm the slightly mysterious broody one in the corner who never gives a straight answer and always leads a lady to ask more questions. I used to be the attentive, always witty one, but I had more female friends than I knew what to do with, and over the years many of them have piped up and said they fancied me at first... at first you should have rammed your tongue down my neck and shut me the Fuck up, because the only reason I was talking to you was because it was knickers off time in my head!!!

SO, this playing it cool thing is alright, I'm quite good at it... the only problem is I'm really a bouncy rubber ball full of fun and stupidity, so when I bump into, 'the one' next, I'll have to ease her in very gently...

But for the moment, I'm doing OK, get much more attention than a short guy should. And I'm not even Tom Cruise, which is a bonus - more like a scale model of a wrestler with my little bald head and stuff :0P
(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:07, Reply)