Poppers in the smoke machine
used to help the party along.
(happyjoy last changed sig on, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 12:44, 35 replies)

CUNT

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 12:53, closed)

That's fucking dangerous and irresponsible.
Poppers can cause massive harm to people of cirtain medical conditions, such as heart problems.

You're a fucking cock who drugged a whole load of people.

That's if you're not lying about it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 12:56, closed)

Fail
Fail one. Smoke is not food
Fail two. I bet you didnt do this
Fail three. If you did do this , you are a twat.
( Damion International - now taking orders., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 13:00, closed)

It's a good job this is QOTW
and therefore I know that your post is a complete lie otherwise you would be a complete twat.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 13:07, closed)

I thought that smoke machine I had for dinner tasted a bit odd
You twat-molesting cuntwipe
(__, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 13:17, closed)

am I the only one who thinks this is funny

~~~~~ Tumbleweed ~~~~~~
( rofl harris, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 13:42, closed)

yeah - some of the comments are a bit harsh
It sounds like someone wanted to rant.

when you say the guys a cunt becuase people could have had heart conditions, then you could say the same for people with allergies when it comes to adding things to foods.

this does not diserve a rant.

I thought it was funny.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 13:48, closed)

I WOULD say the same about adding things to food.

But then, I'm not a cock who gets a jolly from doing disgusting things to other people (well, outside of the bedroom anyway).
(Musuko, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 17:16, closed)

I spiked a girl with Ecstasy
It was hilarious! She was put in a COMA! Ahahaha.
(__, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 13:52, closed)

well that's just not in the same league is it
The kind of party where putting poppers into the smoke machine is funny, is the kind of party where everyone's done a shed load of drugs already.

I'd much rather someone did that (which is relatively harmless compared to the fumes on a garage forceourt), than shit/gob/jizz into my burger which is what most people on here seem to consider the height of hilarity.

/edit I'm angry today because I've quit smoking. grr!
( rofl harris, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:09, closed)

exactly
PLUS, poppers are legal and can be bought online or in shops.

you cant with ecstacy
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:11, closed)

You can buy ecstasy online
And in a shop.

There's a fish and chip shop in Newcastle that sells E under the counter.
(__, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:37, closed)

Theres a chip shop in glasgow
that sell deep fried battered Es
( Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:43, closed)

Hahaha

(__, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:43, closed)

It's a bit of a grey area.
Amyl nitrite is controlled under the Medicines Act, and although possession is legal, supply may be an offence. Other nitrites are readily available in consumer products such as room odorants and leather cleaner, and numerous shops, particularly sex shops, clubs, and shops selling drug paraphernalia, sell them as "room aromas" or similar. However, a recent European Union directive, as well as a decision made by the Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency means that any product on sale with a psychoactive effect could be classed as a medicine regardless of how it is marketed, and so controlled under the Medicines Act. Additionally, isobutyl nitrite has also been classified as a class 2 carcinogen making retail sale technically prohibited. The same brand names of poppers have continued past the ban, but now consist of isopropyl nitrite.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:40, closed)

Wikipedia

( WormuIus, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:42, closed)

Yes.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:44, closed)

Correction
Poppers can be boought in shops as long as you promise not to sniff them.

They sell them as air fresheners with a warning on them.
I'm pretty sure Amyl Nitrate or whatever is in them is controlled by The Medicines Act.
( WormuIus, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:41, closed)

You just read that on Wikipedia

(__, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:43, closed)

I read the wikipedia article to check that I was correct.
Which I was.
( WormuIus, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 15:02, closed)

Correct.
Same idea as glue.

You can buy it but not misuse it.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:45, closed)

we were doing illegal afterparties
that started at six in the morning . Everybody was full of drugs and we announced it beforehand so you didn't have to be in that room if you didn't want to.

We did used to get some whiney complainers at the time , including some who thought that poppers was for gays and might turn them .

Nobody died , coma'd or became homosexual against their will .
(happyjoy last changed sig on, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:05, closed)

You asked permission?
So not only is there no food involved, but there's no sabotage involved?

What iota of your being thought this would fit into this week's QOTW?

I swear most of the QOTWers are on their own wavelength
(__, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:36, closed)

There were probably people trying to eat food at the time
But before they could finish, they became gay and immediately collapsed into a coma... thus was their dinner sabotaged.
( rofl harris, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 15:08, closed)

I altered a sunstance that people ingested
but I realise now I should have waited for the 'When did you put poppers in a smoke machine' question of the week
(happyjoy last changed sig on, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 15:25, closed)

Or the 'Hey everyone, I did drugs I'm so hardcore because I've done DRUGS' question

(__, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 15:49, closed)

Thats
not a question
(happyjoy last changed sig on, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 15:52, closed)

@fritz Well, we're not the ones harping on about it
.
( rofl harris, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 16:57, closed)

Who the fuck is Fritz?

(__, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 17:37, closed)

I thought you meant party poppers
and big paper streamers would explode from the smoke machine. Then I thought, how on earth would this work? Then I realise you meant drugs.

I'm nice and innocent, me
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:24, closed)

Because party poppers are a well known food

( turb0t, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:46, closed)

and poppers
are?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 17:58, closed)

Same here
And I was confused why everyone was so angry about it
( waffle1 is lurking on, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 16:45, closed)

Poppers make you gay
and cause AIDS.
( WormuIus, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:39, closed)

made me laugh
and my sphincter relax......
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:40, closed)