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This is a question Food sabotage

Some arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...

How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?

(, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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That's alll very well, but did you manage to achieve the QOTW gold standard..
..by mentioning your own sexual inadequacy and crippling undiagnosed autistic spectrum disorder?

You'd be looking at 10/10 QOTW points then.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:14, 3 replies)
Fuckin' hell...
You and your arse-burgers.

If it annoys you so much, just fuck off.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:17, closed)
It's alright Kaol,
he just wants to highlight his own sexual inadequacy and crippling undiagnosed autistic spectrum disorder.

It's like a cry for help.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:20, closed)
Ah...
Like closeted homosexuals being the first to scream "OMFG!!!1!! U R SO GAY! LOLZ!!!"

I see.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:23, closed)
I don't have to mention my sexual inadequacy...

to my lasting regret, it is already the stuff of legend.

I'm know as 'half-a-push Charlie' round our way
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:23, closed)
Hello Amorous Badger
Do you have any other devastatingly witty comments to make, or is this the only one?

I would be interested to know.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:28, closed)
He's like one of those
Crappy fireworks.

Fire it up, it makes an annoying screaming noise, nothing great to look at, then it's spent.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:29, closed)
Funnily enough.
That describes my sexual inadequacy almost perfectly.

It's the screaming that puts them off the most.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:32, closed)
Hahaha!
That got a proper laugh.
And a funny look from my cow-orker.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:34, closed)
How...

do you 'ork' a cow?

you zoologists have all the fun!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:42, closed)
I'd show you
But your non-zoologist brain wouldn't cope :p
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:44, closed)
Thanks for sparing me...

my brain struggles to cope with most things lately, so something that sounds as strenuous as cow orking might cause me to burst a blood vessel or two...

:)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:47, closed)
Sign of old age :p
As long as you're still functional for your gig!

*excited*
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:52, closed)
I find it interesting, though.
I mean, it seems to think that it is incredibly clever and superior to everything else, yet it only ever trots out the same line over and over and over again.

I suspect that it thinks it's funny, or that it is performing some kind of social satire. Sadly, it doesn't seem to have the capacity to adequately carry out either task.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:33, closed)
People that make the same joke all the time are so lame
*gets handbag*

*goes Oooooooo*

*fucks goat*

*drinks tea*

Of course when I say tea, I mean septic vaginal discharges

*can't think of other jokes that he makes all teh time*

*remembers madeline mcann*

*makes poor quality reference to maddie*

*makes bad pun too*

*makes up story about wanking with one true part*
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:37, closed)
Haha
You have a point there.

Maybe, after all, The Amorous Badger is the saviour of QOTW?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:39, closed)
Now steady on
He's a cunt plain and simple. And our jokes are funny.

Well, mine are.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:40, closed)
*coughs*
Bollocks.
Er... I mean, yeah. You're great :)
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:48, closed)
Yeah I am
and if you didn't have arse-burgers and screaming sexual inadequacies you would know it too.

Fuck, it must be contagious.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:50, closed)

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