Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Anchor UHT whipped creamThe stuff that comes in aerosol cans. A friend (no, really) had a girlfriend who was a bit of a salad-dodger. Eventually he had to dump her for financial reasons. This was because their favourite sex game involved spraying her with whipped cream and then licking it all off.
The trouble was, she was sufficiently large to be a two-canner.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 8:02, 2 replies)
i designed the anchor chocolate 'moose' cani use the stupid inverted commas on moose beacuse the lawyers 'had an issue with it' which prompted me to write in anger the most ridiculous disclaimer...
'this product contains no moose reindeer or caribou, ANCHOR chocolate moose only ever contains loads of chocolatey fun'
if you must
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:11,
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*adds "two-canner" to vocab*Ta
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TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:33,
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