Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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This is a famous UL, although I first read it in Playboy in the mid 70s and believed it for years -An American brags at a party about how high up he is the CIA and could get anyone here arrested or shot or just 'disappeared', etc.
Other partygoers appear suitably impressed and ply him with drinks. He passes out but gets home safely.
Over the next few days, he suffers from abdominal pains and eventually visits the doctor, who sends him for an X-ray.
Seems nobody believed his CIA story after all, as the X-ray shows a large cucumber, carefully jammed up where the sun don't shine.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 13:15, Reply)
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