The time I most wanted to die. Ever.
In the late 80's I went to a slightly rough school in Newton Abbot ,in Devon. There was a science block, in this school, which consisted of two labs with a small prep room/office sandwiched between them, this room having doors at each end to either lab. This block was taught in by two teachers who had a small, blonde lab assistant to aid them. Now, whenever you had a lesson in that block, at some point, the teachers would all vanish into that prep room, with the assistant, and reemerge a few minutes later, pissing themselves laughing. Without fail. Anyhoo, I changed schools and went elsewhere.
In the 90's, I returned to that school to do an evening course and in our class, there were about twenty people. One day, in part of a health & safety lesson, the teacher brought up that the school had recently built new science block. Me being a cheeky 20 year old loudmouth instantly blurts out something like:

'Did they put in that inbetween room for the teachers, only we all thought that they used to go in there to have it off with the blonde woman that set up the experiments!'

The teacher looked at the floor gestured towards another member of the class and said

"Yeah, that's Brian's wife...'

I still cringe.
( The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 15:57, 3 replies)

+"....she bangs like a lump of sodium chucked into a beaker of water"?
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Aug 2012, 16:59, closed)

Who''s Brian?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 12:54, closed)

I'm Brian
and so's my wife.
(Booce, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:51, closed)