I was in the Anne Frank museum in Amsterdam
and half way through the tour, needed a shit. So I found the bogs and sat down in readiness for a relaxing time. Then I noticed, on the wall next to me, someone had drawn a swastika in blue biro.

And written "Nazis rule" next to it.

I was a little bit shocked but at the same time rather impressed with the bravado.

I rejoined my mate and told him there was something I had to show him, and took him (under protest) to the bogs.

On proudly presenting him with the piece of graffiti in question his face turned black with rage and he screamed, "YOU INSENSITIVE FUCKING CUNT!" and punched me in the stomach.

I collapsed and the next thing I knew I was being manhandled off the premises by two burly security guards (oh the irony).

The rest of the holiday was ruined as my mate would not believe that I wasn't the culprit, and probably still doesn't, the stupid twat.

The feeling of absolute and utter shame and gut-churning embarrassment as I was led out past the people in the museum is something I will NEVER forget, despite my complete innocence.

PS. Amsterdam well worth a visit, for the Anne Frank museum, sex museum and Heineken brewery tour where you can get shit faced for 10p.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:20, 18 replies)

It was you though, wasn't it?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:34, closed)

Sigh
There's no way I'm ever going to convince anyone that it wasn't me, is there?

In that case I also dressed up as an SS officer and wanked off over a statue of Anne Frank whilst doing the Nazi salute and screaming "HEIL HITLER!"
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 15:38, closed)

It's good that you're finally admitting these things.
Now you can move past them and become a better person.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:27, closed)

YOU INSENSITIVE FUCKING CUNT!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 16:33, closed)

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:26, closed)

You're a bit dim really, aren't you?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:36, closed)

I'm going to have to click this now
To make sure everyone reads the full thread.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:46, closed)

I
bet you had a go on her drum kit as well.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:26, closed)

the brewery isn't that cheap anymore
About €10 a time ticket and you only get 2 small beers
(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:32, closed)

Shame
But I admit it was a looong time ago when I was there!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:09, closed)

I'd be up for it if it was the
Anne Frank sex museum and brewery tour.

That's my kind of day out.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 19:45, closed)

Well at least you didn't suggest a game of Hide And Seek...

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:18, closed)

Those council estate types get everywhere.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 20:20, closed)

Anne frankly, I'm appalled!
*waits for applause*
(FUN TIMES FUN FUN FUN, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 21:22, closed)

.....
....coughs.... child in the audience begins to cry...

someone shuffles in their seat.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 14:51, closed)

Are you Apeloverage's even stupider cousin by any chance?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:29, closed)

I went to the Anne Frank museum with some mates about 5 years ago.
We didn't actually go in after we realised that for the admission price we could buy another couple of bags of skunk each.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 18:38, closed)

I'm trying to see where this 'bravado' comes in
I've done many things in the privacy of a toilet, but none of them involved bravado.

If this was a true anti-semite, then paying for admission, meekly walking round then graffiti-ing in the toilet feels to me like the act of a MASSIVE FUCKING COWARD.

But each to his own I suppose.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:11, closed)