Turning into your parentsUnable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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The moment I finally felt like a grown upwas the moment I employed a window cleaner. For is there anything more mundane and middle-aged in life than the wish to have sparkling glass on a weekly basis?
(Fortunately this feeling wore off quite quickly.)
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:48,
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Yes!I lasted without one for ages - then I saw one across the street, and, three minutes later, had employed him.
Bah.
(But at least I can see out now...)
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:50,
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I moved outand the window cleaning stopped.
I moved back in and couldn't be arsed finding the window cleaner again, who, by the way, is Mexican and therefore probably dead.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:53,
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i hired a cleanernothing to do with getting old, i'm just a lazy fucker!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:37,
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