Turning into your parentsUnable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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The missus was in front of the telly the other dayand I jokingly said: "You make a better door than a window!"
Kill me now
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:29,
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I say this and......Do you live in a barn.....when someone leaves the door open.
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girlinthehole, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:30,
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If people who lived in barnsleft their doors open, foxes would sneak in and eat their eggs
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Only if they kept ducks.My father used to make a lot of duck jokes.
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Everytime I fart, I blame it on the ducksmy very bright daughter always points out that we don't have any ducks though. Little git.
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I bet Jesus got that all the time'Oi! Were you born in...er...actually never mind, nothing'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:56,
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both my current and most recent ex were raised on farmsso whenever I use that, they just reply "yes"
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 17:44,
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