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Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?

Thanks to b3th for the suggestion

(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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I can see some similarities with my father.
I have gotten progressively more impatient. I have coffee jars full of nuts and bolts in the shed. I need to plan a journey to the minutest detail. I like football gambling. Lots of things.

I will never buy a string vest, mind. Whats the fucking point of them? And where the blithering clusterfuck do you buy one?
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 17:31, 1 reply)
You don't buy them.
You make 'em. Out of nose-hair, twisted together to make strands.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 17:36, closed)

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