Turning into your parentsUnable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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well not quite my parents... my parents aren't as morbid.my 3 year old cousin was sat in the back of the car the other day and he was refusing to put his seat belt on.
me: you have to put your seat belt on because if you don't something bad might happen
him: why?
me: because if mum crashes the car you might fall out and really hurt yourself
him: but i get better
me *losing patience with him*: well you might not if something really bad happens you might die.
him: might die?
me: yeah so put your seat belt on.
anyway after that the kid put his seat belt on but telling him he might die had a strange effect on him.
a few days ago my mum told me to take some boxes upstairs and i said i'd do it later. she said she'd rather i did it then and my little cousin piped up "yeah or you might die"
he's going to scare a lot of kids when he starts school.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 18:51, 2 replies)
Not half as muchas the parents and teachers.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 18:54, closed)
I just found this out yesterdayMy nephew was instantly toilet trained when his aunt (NOT me!) put a pair of pants on him and said, "If you piss these, I'll cut your legs off."
(, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:46, closed)
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