Turning into your parentsUnable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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To Whom It May ConcernI was disgusted, shocked and alarmed when I received my purchase this morning.
Firstly, I was woken by the delivery man at 6 am - he rang the bell THREE TIMES! I am NOT deaf and did not appreciate the inference that I am in anyway deficient in the hearing department. I may be getting on in years, but I have the hearing of a twenty year old.
Secondly, when I opened the door the delivery man dared to OFFER TO CARRY THE CRATE UP THE STAIRS! Was I stooped over? Was I walking with the aid of a stick? No, Sir - I was not.
After I stuggled for the best part of an hour dragging the crate up the stairs I was peeved and utterly appalled to discover the delivery note was written in LARGE BOLD PRINT! I am not blind, I wear glasses, yes - but I have twenty-twenty eyesight when I'm wearing them.
I would appreciate being treated like the upstanding, fully functioning member of the community that I am in future, thank you so VERY VERY MUCH!
Yours,
Mr S. Hanky
Tufnell Park
London
PS - By the way, when I opened the crate I discovered she'd suffocated. I had to chuck her in the skip round the back of my flat - please could you send me a fresh one and remember to drill breathing holes in the crate this time? I mean, I wanted a Thai bride, but I'd be willing to settle for a Russian one, if you know what I mean...
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SpankyHanky, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:12,
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