Turn into my parents....
I bloody hope not.

Wheras I have the utmost respect for my mum (she has put up with me for all these years and never once demanded a refund), my Dad is an arsehole.

My dads qualities....

Run off to Ireland when I was 13, not seen again until I was 25.
Manic Depressive.
Celtic Fan.
Unemployed.
Addicted to Marriage and the inevitable Divorce.
Likes dogs.
Catholic Atheist (its not the catholicism that annoys me, but the fact he does it while being an atheist).
Complete and utter disinterest in the world around him, politics and family.
Seems to think he can still tell me what to do.
Spawned two other offspring (my supposed brother and sister), who are nothing but a drain on society.

On the other hand, he does live quite far away, so thats always a redeeming quality.

If I ever start to attain any of those attributes, feel free to turn me in to the nearest Secret Police station as a thoughtcriminal.
(badbob82 actually has mates called Rex and Wendy, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:29, Reply)