Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Pube Joint!There was alot more to this story but drugs have whittled away the memory. During my first year of uni in Leeds we have the pleasure/mispleasure of living with a lad who although harmless just ending up grating on you within seconds of making your aquaintence. He was a nice enough lad and what follows in this story is something I will forever feel slightly ashamed of, although when I get pissed with my friends and retell it becomes hilarious once more. After ditching the guy in the local club (evoluton-shite!!!) We returned back to halls to drink and continue the merryment. It when at this point we realised aforementioned 'twat' had had left his room unlocked, big mistake. It started with more innocent pranks, like hiding mouldy food around his room, removing all his shoelaces and stealing his bed sheets. Then someone decided that upon 'twats' return we would offer him a compensatory spliff for 'forgetting' to tell him we were leaving the club. Only this spliff was not to be laden with marajuana but only the finest pubic hair that ten minutes, 10 pissed lads and a pair of scissors could muster. As he was so pissed from the night he didnt realise the foul stench of burnt hair upon sparking the joint, he smoked the entire spliff!! Although I think my mate went a bit too far when he did a shit in the pocket of his freshly washed jeans!!
(, Sun 12 Nov 2006, 19:07, Reply)
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