Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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FountainAt Leeds Festival in 2005, we came across a stranger walking around with a paper cup full of piss, saying "does anyone want a drink of my special cider?" My mate, Steve, steps up and says "that's piss isn't it, I'll drink it if you do". The owner of the piss doesn't look happy at this, but his mates think its great, so force him into it. Steve takes the cup off the guy and takes a big gulp. Hands it back to the owner of the piss, who very sheepishly took a little sip.
It was taken a bit too far when Steve grabs the cup back off him, and starts gargling with it and spitting a fountain of piss in the air. And at us.
(, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 13:33, Reply)
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