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My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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Nans are great!
Just look at this qotw. As for my nanna: "Kind words are worth much, and cost little."

As an aside, she also had a favourite little song:

I got a sausage, a bonnie, bonnie sausage
And I put him in the oven for my tea
When I went to the cellar
To fetch my umbrella
The sausage, he followed me

Still can't decide what's more interesting: the anthropomorphous sausage or its ability to 'follow', down stairs no less.
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:50, 3 replies)
Maybe I've just got a filthy mind
But that sausage song seems rather laden with innuendo...
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:10, closed)
Agreed.
Deeply phallic resonances there...
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 10:07, closed)
Yes indeed.
Deeply.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:06, closed)

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