My sister is really annoying for this, though not in advice, but storytelling - you know the score
"So I had to take our eldest to the doctor, but the thing was, last Tuesday ... no - I tell a lie - it must have been Wednesday, because I'd been to Tesco. No! Wait! No! I hadn't been to Tesco because we were having fish n' chips that evening, and I'd put the cat out so she wouldn't annoy us during supper. Anyway ... "
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:36, 3 replies)

Is she almost 90?

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:39, closed)

that's the thing - no. not even close.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:02, closed)

oh god
Yes, my mums killer anecdotes about getting a half price chicken from Waitrose normally start with a description of the people in the bus queue, the driver, her purse etc
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 24 May 2010, 14:17, closed)

My Grandmother is the same
I'm pretty sure all her stories are told in real time.
(Charlietron Still can't think of anything witty to put here, Mon 24 May 2010, 15:27, closed)

She is Jack Bauer
AICMFP
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 24 May 2010, 17:42, closed)