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My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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Never use ninja moves from the way of the tiger series
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On the back of this role playing book from the 80's, that the older BT3a'ns may remember, they printed a list of ninja moves that the PC police would have kittens about these days.


You will end up breaking a girls arm and losing all your lunch times for six months. especially damaging was the dragons tail sweep....which sadly i never got to use again :(



Edit - This happened at school a long long time ago, before the rain, before the snow.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:37, 2 replies)
Kwon the redeemer forgives you.
I remember reading them and thinking I was a superbad martial arts expert because I'd seen the nine secret moves.
Then I got the shit kicked out of me when I tried them.
Great books though!
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:51, closed)
haha!
Indeed they were, I can remember how I excited I was each time I brought the latest copies, but I think me accidentaly breaking a girls arm was secret karma from Kwon to prevent me from said ass kicking that would have surely come, if I had used any of these made up secret moves on older/harder boys. Good to hear someone else remembers this series! Kwon praise you my fellow fail ninja.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 17:19, closed)

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