Or get something suspectly highly contagious
And you get a room to yourself anyway.

Downside you get no visitors and have no idea what the medical staff look like because they are all masked up
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 24 May 2010, 21:58, 1 reply)

Top tip: look at the ID badges.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 May 2010, 22:08, closed)

When you cant see through the sweat running into your eyes
And are secreting various bodily fluids from every orifice.
Focussing on ID badges is the last thing you think of, and in no way would help you know what they looked like anyway :p
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 24 May 2010, 22:14, closed)

Or, you know, ask them to hold them up for you.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 25 May 2010, 7:01, closed)