David's second law of dating
#2: If a girl tells you, the first time that you meet her, that her dad didn't love her (or any variation upon that theme), run away as fast as you can and don't look back.
(davywavy, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:32, 7 replies)

Also......
....if Daddy ever bought her a pony then make sure you grab your wallet before you run.
( The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:37, closed)

Alternatively
Promise her the world, and thus use her emotional vulnerability to get what you want sexually, then drop her like a hot rock.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:55, closed)

Barney?

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:49, closed)

When you are shagging her
make sure you ask her "Who's the Daddy?"
(Rsoles, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:02, closed)

#2a
If this same girl, when you're fumbling around undressing in the dark later on, tells you not to touch her thighs 'because the scars are still fresh', run twice as fast as before, lest she attempt to move into your student halls of residence room because 'you're the only one who loves her' (you have never intimated that you gave the slightest shit about her after you made your excuses the morning after). Daddy issues are the worst sort of crazy.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:10, closed)

Amen
Been there, got the medal and the regrets to match.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 26 May 2010, 17:45, closed)

Oh
Hell yes.
(davywavy, Thu 27 May 2010, 9:18, closed)