it was kind of protracted and happened twice but its all true
I went on a holiday to holland when i was a younger flynntoff with my family and met this girl. When we got home, i chatted with her and some of her friends on MSN back when it was cool, and particularly got on with one of her friends... Even though she lived miles away we would meet up at weekends and kiss in a disgusting teenage fashion. However, this arrangement was doomed to failure (by me, oops) so eventually we broke up.

Fast forward six years of no contact whatsoever and i am at a party at a mutual friends house, too drunk to stand up and she turns up... win! I end up walking her home somehow and kissing her goodbye, but in the cold sober light of day, she decides that this is the booze's fault and it goes no further, but at least we're back talking if not actually meeting up.

Fast forward another year and we're at another party at another mutual friends house, shitfaced and snogging like teenagers. Again.

Fast forward another month, and we meet up for lunch in london.

Me: "So does this make you my girlfriend then?"

Her: "I suppose so"

Me: "Guess I'd better tell my girlfriend back home then..."


I didn't have a girlfriend back home, that was 5 months ago.
(flynntoff, Sat 30 Aug 2008, 20:39, Reply)