Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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Somewhat orthodox.I was at a particuarly hedonistic and debauched party and I approached a girl and said:
"You, me...... bestial congress?"
It certainly worked.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:39, 5 replies)
Oh yes......and little did I realise that she would turn out to be my half sister.
It's a small world.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:40, closed)
Ha!I will have to pass this onto one of my mates if you don't mind. I'd have loved to have been within earshot of that one.
woo to you.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:42, closed)
Yes!Chat-up lines are generally shit but that's ace. Think I will use it soon..
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:44, closed)
Tried :"Can I have a go on your minge?" ?
A mate of mine says it never works, not even with a girl you've been going out with for ages and who's in the mood.
Ha, proved him wrong. My bird's well dirty :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:49, closed)
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