Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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Don't forget chapswhen a woman gets married there are three things on her mind.
Aisle, Altar, Hymn.
(say it out loud)
My coat? Why thank you
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:22,
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i was going to includethat in my best man speech a few weeks ago.
but i decided not to,.
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i was at a weddingwhere the vicar told that joke at the start of the ceremony.
the groom was the only one not laughing.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:36,
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Before we got marriedour minister told us
"Remember these two rules:
The man is always head of the household, and the pedestrian always has right of way. Either one is liable to get killed if they ever try to prove it ....... "
Wise man!
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Which is whyI'm now divorced and likely to stay that way for the rest of my days.
Bitter? Me?
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:14,
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There's a Chinese proverb along these lines:A woman marries a man hoping he will change, and he does not. A man marries a woman hoping she will not change, and she does.
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Bob Todd whee, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:53,
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Like RachelswipeI too have been at a wedding where the Minister told that joke. Everyone laughed, except the groom's friends (which I am one of)
Y'see, it was too late, she'd already changed him. From seeing him several times a week, to never seeing him again, all within a month of them meeting. I haven't seen him since his wedding, which comprised of one table of his friends, and seven tables of her friends.
It's quite sad, he used to be such a creative, passionate guy, but now he acts like he daren't be seen with us. Every attempt to contact him goes unanswered, and whenever we see her in the street she either blanks us or scowls.
To be fair, we are roleplayers, and she's devout Christian...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:03,
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