Playing dirty scrabble with my parents
one rainy day on holiday (ah, the great British holiday!) my mother asked me what "felch" meant. Aaaaannnnndddd I suddenly discovered an urgent errand, somewhere far, far away...

Well, what would you have said?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:16, 3 replies)

Seriously
who on earth thought that combining a game of dirty scrabble and parents was a good idea in the first place?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:20, closed)

^This^
with added "the FUCK".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:41, closed)

I seem to remember it was mum's idea...

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:45, closed)

Are you from Suffolk MM?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:58, closed)

Show me on the bear, where she touched you.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 15:06, closed)

Save it for Social Services.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:58, closed)

I'd have told her.
Then asked her to demonstrate.

We're talking about your mother here. It's hardly any worse than what she does with all those greek sailors every friday night.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:00, closed)

Point at the cat & say
"His/her toilet hygiene routine"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 5:49, closed)