A List
1. Reading other peoples emails and chat logs (I work in digital forensics) is a truly endless source of joy (occasionally marred by nastiness) that helps get me through my working day.

2. Blocking my housemate's MAC address from the wireless router when his downloading interrupts my WoW play.

3. Listening to rock/metal/industrial hardcore on headphones at work, whilst nodding my head emphatically, and/or drumming my feet on the floor. In my open-plan office.

4. If a friend leaves their mobile phone unattended, taking a picture of my extended middle finger and setting it as their background.

5. Shaving my mohawk every day. I don't know whether it's the vibrations of the electric razor on my head, or the satisfaction of a freshly-shaved bonce, but I always feel miffed if i go more than a day without shaving.

6. The feeling of a brewing poo just reaching the final bend, that magical few minutes before you have to nip to the loo. Through concentration and careful manipulation of the peristalsis process, you can drag this euphoric sensation out for about 20 minutes.

7. If bored on a train, seeing if you can master the art of tantric masturbation. I'm hoping that, once i can achieve an orgasm purely by the use of my mind (no touching or rubbing), i can then extend my powers on to other people. I would almost certainly be corrupted by this awesome power.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 14:14, Reply)