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It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.

What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Piss after a wank
I'm sure most men on here enjoy it. You've had your wank, you've gone limp, and you go to the loo, dispose of any tissue, and have a piss.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:01, 9 replies)
The only problem with that
is the burning feeling.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:04, closed)
Maybe it's the
sadomasochism side of my personality that likes that feeling then?
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:07, closed)
You may well experience a warm sensation...
...I believe one of the constituents of ejaculate is a mild alkali, so that as the semen travels up the urethra, any residual acid from the last urination is neutralised, improving the spermatozoa's chance of surviving. I presume said burning sensation is due to this reaction.

If I'm vaguely correct about this, don't most acid-base reactions produce hydrogen? In theory, if you could produce enough of the stuff, could you hold up a lit taper and shoot fire out of your cock?

Why does my brain do this to me?
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:09, closed)
...
or more realistically you have an STD...
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:10, closed)
Ah good, not just me then.
I thought I'd caught a dose of something bad.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:10, closed)
That'd be the best power in the world
the ability to spit fire from your cock!!!
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:10, closed)
....
it would be great if there was a guy with that power in the next xmen movie...

would he be on the good or bad side though...

his name could be cockfire or something...

hahaha....
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:36, closed)
I believe that's called...
...changing barrels
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:45, closed)
Someone needs to pitch this idea
to marvel comics!
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:52, closed)

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