I'm the only person I know that's whacked off to Hollyoaks.
When nobody else is around I:

. Prank call my friends/elderly family members by either screaming down the phone like a demon or playing the crazy frog. It's addictive. The lowest and lamest point was when I was calling up strangers and blowing raspberries down the phone.

. Dance and sing "ding dong the twat is gone!!" regarding breaking up with my ex I pretended to be sad about longer than I was...

. Watch Hollyoaks and get rather turned on by it.

. Spy on people I fancy via myspace every 10 minutes like a grade A loon. If they get a flirty comment I literally scream at the computer threatening the person leaving comments...

. Talk to myself (and reply). If I don't I get depressed.

. Press my ear to the wall to see if I can overhear my neighbors having an affair or having an argument or something.

. Hide stuff in my sister's room so she thinks she's going mad.

. Update my perverted photobucket.

. Blast Aqua to annoy the neighbors.

I wish the house was empty now lol...
(trippeh, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:27, 17 replies)

hollyoaks
that makes 2 of us......

Carmels mahoosive tats
Mucky Mercy
or even rough jailbait chav Michaela.

them girls have it all
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:29, closed)

Hmm
Hollyoaks wanking? Definitely. That louise is something special. And the throaty gobby one, mercedes?? Christ on a stick. Total filth. I even like the "anorexic" one, and will admit to some rather unpure thoughts at the beautiful one who goes out with Justin. However, I draw the line at nancy. Not even with yours would I do that.

Oh, and your QOTW entry generally is not 'guilty pleaures', its 'mental illness'.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:37, closed)

YAY :D
Glad I'm not the only one!
Except I'm into Rhys and Newt lol

lol...what mental illness would that be then?

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(trippeh, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:41, closed)

I agree with Coke
this lady www.revellation.co.uk/hg_calender10_407.jpg is the hottie in holloaks.
( Trollman, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:46, closed)

Come on,
Nancy?
She's dirt, dirt, dirt.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:51, closed)

dirty nancy
yep - the mcqueen family seem to be a hit all round the place. maybe they are the most tossed off to TV family ever?

Except the mum. The question here is her or Nancy?

mmmmm. must take tme out to think.....
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 16:01, closed)

I'd do Nancy. What about Hannah though?
Such a cute face. She would fucking get it. Hard.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 16:04, closed)

errr....
Is Nancy that bad? :S I think she's better looking than Jackie!!

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(trippeh, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 16:05, closed)

I first became aware of Nancy,
In Crossroads.
Truly, I watch dire telly.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vugFbgnC43Q
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 16:16, closed)

Thanks for the link
I'm going to have to go for a wank after watching that.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 16:24, closed)

There's so many in Hollyoaks
All the McQueen sisters for a start, then there is Hannah, Beth, Louise, Sarah, Zoe, Katy, Steph and finally Frankie,she may be knocking on a bit, but you know you would.
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 16:42, closed)

I think everyone's had one off the wrist to hollyoaks.
I'd even do reece's mum.

Janae Timmins in neighbours is better than all of them though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 16:58, closed)

Hollyoaks
Forgot about Rhys mum and also Sasha Valentine,
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 17:01, closed)

steph
its funny how its blatantly obvious that Steph is probably utterly, utterly filthy. You know she'd do anything. And then suck it afterward.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 18:00, closed)

^ excuse me a minute.
It's just starting, and will prominently feature Nancy AND Steph.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 18:28, closed)

lol
It's on in 20 minutes.

Please let Rhys be on I feel like perving...

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(trippeh, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 18:42, closed)

myspace stalking
Same here bro, same here!!!! yikes
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:45, closed)