Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Casual racism, throwing farts, headers and TLGPsI love to shout racist abuse at foreign referees during Champion's League games, from the comfort of my sofa, when no one else is around to hear me. I case they think I'm racist or anything. Which I'm not, really.
I throw my farts at my wife, then giggle like a schoolkid when she reacts.
Every bit of paper I throw out in work gets balled up and headered towards the bin. If it goes in, I do a "maradona on coke" style running celebration.
One my drive home, there is a set of lights where tow lanes go down to one within 50 yeards. I always try to be at the front when the lights are on red and then thrash away as soon as the lights change. I am yet to lose a Traffic Light Grand Prix.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:39, Reply)
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