I used to play Spy Hunter with the cat.
I had a roommate who had a Siamese cat named Tigger (really original there, Benny, you sit up all night thinking up that one?). At the time I worked for a seafood company, so the cat would follow me everywhere- I was his Best Friend Forever, as far as he was concerned, and he loved to sleep on my clothes.

Benny had extremely curly hair and very dry skin, so he couldn't shower every day- so in the morning he would get up and use a spray bottle to mist his hair and comb it out, then be ready to go.

I used to take the spray bottle and unscrew the tip to make it a stream instead of a mist, then hum the "Mission: Impossible" theme as I stalked the cat throughout the apartment, nailing him wherever he hid. After the cat got really annoyed I would stop and put the bottle away.

Only thing was, sometimes I forgot to adjust it back to mist, so Benny would get up in the morning and commit squirtgun suicide...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 16:56, Reply)