Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Innocent until they tell everyoneI just LOVE singing "Wuthering Heights" by Kate Bush in the shower, full on falsetto, wrong words, the lot.
Slightly more disturbingly, we have a bidet in our houseshare, and after a poo I like to let the warm water penetrate me and fill me, then I puke it back out of my arse into the toilet. Once it went down my leg. I then had a shower.
I also like to pull the head off it in the shower. It feels liberating to spoff all over the shampoo, specially if it's not yours.
mmm... what else? Drawing crap yiff on people's graffiti wall on facebook, farting and blaming it on someone else, belming behind group photographs of people you don't know
But the best, most wickedly delightful, beautiful, exquisite sin of all?! Is as follows:
Dunking my biscuit in another's drink.
especially if I have a drink of my own and they made it and they're their biscuits.
My housemate likes dunking buttered toast in her tea but she's just weird
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 17:55, Reply)
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