Just a few of the better ones
I love cwtches, maybe more than I love sex.
Sitting down in the shower and singing myself into a soapy melancholia.
Putting on random accents in the middle of taking someone's order at work to confuse them (works more often than you'd think).
Kinder Eggs; I collect the toys, and get REALLY excited when I get one I've never got before.
Cigarettes (the guilt comes in because I promised my sister that I'd given up, but instead I haven't).
Reading texts from Dodge, then going back to sleep and answering them later (not pleasurable, but I do feel guilty).
Watching people play WOW.
Buying bridal magazines to look at the pictures of pretty dresses.
Loose Women (the TV show, not random harlots)
Bourbon.
Tripping chavs up who have music coming out of their mobiles on the bus, and feeling genuinely elated if they actually fall over (it's only happened twice, and they weren't injured, innit my homie, safe blood etc etc)
Doodling my signature with celebrities' surnames to see what it would look like if we got married... and yes, Dodger, I have done it with yours so don't feel left out! :)

And sex. I'm Catholic (ish) so any kind of pleasure is usually mixed with guilt...


That'll do.
(Ryfelwr can't stop here... this is bat country, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:01, 2 replies)

might need to explain
what a cwtch is to the non-welsh. I know because I lived in cardiff
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 11:39, closed)

Cwtch
A cwtch is like a cross between a snuggle and a cuddle, but much better than both...
It's also a small cupboard I think...
(Ryfelwr can't stop here... this is bat country, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:56, closed)