Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Granny PantiesMy wife's grandmother Edith has lived with us for the past three years, and whilst not exactly a spring chicken at 71, she is actually quite attractive and reasonably fit.
Over the past year, I have taken to raiding her laundry bin when everyone is out, for the purpose of jostling my tummy banana whilst enjoying her underwear.
Fortunately two years ago her bowel collapsed and consequently her anus was stitched shut and she was fitted with a colostomy bag. This is great news for me as you can sniff and lick away heartily without the danger of catching a tan land mine. Yep, they are 100% fanny batter.
More embarassingly, I also like picking my nose.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 1:51, 2 replies)
GrimReally fucking grim!
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:17, closed)
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