Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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I have...a septum piercing. Google it if you are curious. Somehow, it makes you have fucking massive, well satisfying bogies...my mate has a video of me picking my nose heartily in starbucks. Also, I have flesh tunnels (hehehe) in my ears - the big fucking silly holes, you know, those things (around 10mm if ayone is interested). You get this foul smelling gunky shit made of sweat and skin particles and general mank building up around them which reeks like bollocks if you don't clean them enough. This is awesome to let build up and then scrape off with your fingernails. Double points if you can persuade some uninitiated person to smell the taper/tunnel/plug/whatever dumb thing you keep in your cats bunghole-shaped earlobe.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 3:47, Reply)
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