Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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THAT IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLEMy old neighbour was a prison officer in NI some twenty five years ago and was on duty when his bellowing reverendness came to visit.
Upon frisking him, my neighbour discovered a revolver about Paisley's person and insisted that it was handed in.
"Sorry, I'm an Ulsterman too (lie - he was born in Wiltshire) but I can't let you in with a weapon"
"Ah wull pursunully write to yur sooperiur offisur!" Paisley raged.
True to his word, a letter was duly dispatched to the chief of prisons, NI, who duly (and personally) ensured my neighbour received a commendation.
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