Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Just being a bloke?After brushing my teeth/mouth washing, I wipe my mouth on the left sleeve of Mrs Smurf's peach coloured dressing gown, even though the 'hand towel' is closer (her dressing gown hangs less than a foot away). The reason for this is that it is closer to head height than the hand towel.
It's sheer man laziness, like piddling in the sink; "I could lift the toilet lid or I could slash in the sink with the tap running". Or "I could bend slightly and dry my mouth on the hand towel that has dried the hand apres poo or pee, or I could dry it on somewhere easier to reach and cleaner".
I know it makes sense. Do you?
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:23, Reply)
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