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It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.

What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Eating...
my rich housemates delicious food when she's out.

She buys/gets bought really fancy expensive food, all tesco finest cheeses and stuff, eats hardly any of them, and forbids the rest of us 10p-noodle-eating lot from touching it, lets it go off, then we usually throw it away when it makes the fridge reek. I feel that I/we are honouring the lovely food by eating it, rather than letting a £5 wedge of brie be thrown away I actualy chuckle like a nutter when I discover a packet of rolo cookies or similar forbidden yet untouched bounty in her cupboard.

She's anorexic, she ain't gonna miss it ;)
(, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 3:22, 4 replies)
Don't feel guilty
That food deserves to be eaten...it's it's birthright!
(, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 11:04, closed)
Do you think she's realised that you're nicking her stuff?
And which ones has she liberally smeared with various bodily excretions? So I wonder how long you've been eating her faeces?
(, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:03, closed)
She deserves it.
I always make sure my flatmates are food-trained, in that if they don't finish their meal, they hand the rest of the food to me. I think I'm the only person in my house that doesn't get money from their parents. Saying that, I avoid stealing my housmates' foodstuffs as much as possible.
Though one time I was so poor, I had a loaf of bread for a few days, but nothing else so was stealing my housemate's mayonaise for mayo sarnies. Being a poor student is fun.
(, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:44, closed)
naaah
edz314: hehe I had thought of that, but she's so disgusted with the very idea that she even produces body excretions, so I highly doubt that she's been rubbing them on her food.
(, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 22:40, closed)

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