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It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.

What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Not sure I feel guilty, but its rather pathetic...
Watching tv late at night when 'deaf tv' (or whatever its called) comes on, just regular shows, but with a little person greenscreened in the bottom right corner, miming all the words.
Not just watching it, but pretending they are a character in the show. Works especially well with Space 1999, they point at stuff in the sky a lot.

"We can't dock here, captain!"
"Whyever not, lieutenant?"
"Look!" *points to little deaf guy in the sky*
"My god!!"
etc.
Watch out for the guy in the bright purple shirt with these fucking huge massive hands. Is that like he's shouting in sign language or what?
(, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 22:52, 2 replies)
Just as good?
When the `Deaf News` is on, turn the sound down and put some Drum n Bass on. You can then pretend that the signer is at a massive club, e`d up to the eyeballs.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:00, closed)
I sort of know those people.
I work for the parent company of the company who put them there. It's easier for deaf folk to watch them talking BSL than it is to read subtitles in english, or so I'm told. They get right on my tits when you can't switch them off at home though.

Along the lines of the game mentioned, try listening to music (should be something quite lyrical, rap works well but is sometimes too fast) on headphones while watching normal telly, soaps etc. I find it rather amusing to watch Kevin Webster on Coronation St singing to Tyrone about slapping his bitch up.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:36, closed)

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