Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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Yet more fart stories.In bed sometimes I roll over and fart while using the rustling of the blanket as cover so my girlfriend won't hear. Obviously if it's a loud one I can't get away with it so I've developed the technique further. As I'm rolling I use my one hand to hold my arse cheek apart to minimise the noise. Most of the time it doesn't smell so I get away with it, but there are times when it does. That's a risk I'm willing to take.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 15:15, Reply)
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